girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
I woke up with fried rice in my sweatshirt pocket came downstairs and found all the chicken in the fridge gone. I'm THAT roommate aren't I?
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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