At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
too bad you live with your parents still
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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