apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
handjob tips. give me some.
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we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
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also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
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