Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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