She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
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you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
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showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
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