you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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