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The best thing happened. Some guy was butchering Conway Twitty at karoke and the power went off in the whole bar. And someone shouted "you pissed jesus off when you messed with conway!"
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
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Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
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When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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