just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
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Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
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Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
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