He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
I got kicked out of an open bar wedding reception. The bride "felt threatened" by my presence. Not my fault she's ugly
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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