Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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