I should be sponsored by Trojan
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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