Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
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Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
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He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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