I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
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The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
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Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
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