yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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