scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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