found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
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dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
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I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
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