there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
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