He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
Someone shattered a urinal.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
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