I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
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That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
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When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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