I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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