I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
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Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
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He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
I lost my vibrator temporarily and for some unknown reason my first thought was that you might have stolen it. But then I realized you would never do that because you know it keeps me from killing people. But I am overtired and lacking in faith.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
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