And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
Randomize
