HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
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I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
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Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
so much tequila, so little girl.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
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