it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
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