She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
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czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Can I color on your dick again?
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
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Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
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