I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
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One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
we found you in the kitchen at five am trying to make a vodka omelette. you said you didn't want to live in a world where your two favourite things couldn't be together.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
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I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
I had to cum in my sink.
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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