oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
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just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
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Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
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