he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
Randomize
