Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
Randomize
