My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
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