She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
They have beer where we have blood.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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