i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
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Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
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I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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