Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
false alarm. still invincible.
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
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Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
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New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Randomize