and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
he just fucked me for my cheese..
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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