Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
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Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
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He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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