my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
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