i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
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