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don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
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I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
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Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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