u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
Where did you get a picture of my penis
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
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LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
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margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
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