It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
Randomize
