the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
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we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
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Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
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