Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
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the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
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