is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
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I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
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My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
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