Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
i just google imaged poop.
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
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On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
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A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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