I just cut my nipple shaving
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
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ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
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You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
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