She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
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at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
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a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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