Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
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