I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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