Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
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why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
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Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
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