thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
Randomize
