Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
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New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
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I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
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