id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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